You heard it here first-the President's visit to the ancestral home of his great-great grandfather in Ireland is the first step in his 2012 election campaign. Expect the man who was born, somewhere, as Barry Obama to petition to change his name to Barack Kennedy in an effort to "energize the base." And since the President's genealogy shows a connection to the Bush family as well, can the announcement that he'll be running in both the Republican and Democratic primaries be far behind? Given a glance at the current Republican field he may actually have a better chance for the Republican nomination than running unopposed as a Democrat. Of course, he'd have to promise to renounce Mitt Romney's universal health care plan, but that didn't seem to be a problem for Mitsie. By the way, with both John Kerry and Mitt Romney as Massachusetts leaders, should the flip-flop become the official state shoe?
One thing we didn't take into consideration when we voted for the Chestnut Street property was the possibility that aliens would land and entice our children on board. But doing some research I discovered this genuine alien crop circle across the street from our future sports complex:
OK, so it's more of a crop rectangle, but it's clearly a landing zone for space ships. Did the town government check this out? Have they already been co-opted by the aliens? I have seen plans for the new indoor parking garage at the Shovel Shops; it could definitely be used for hover craft and even small saucers. Oh, wait a minute here's a close-up:
Oh, there seems to be a tractor out there. Whew, the circle wasn't made by alien space ships. Maybe the kids will be safe…or, could it be, omigod I bet it is- a space ship that's been disguised as a tractor??? The town government is on notice-We, the People want answers.
Tomorrow-the dreaded, by many, Fly Fishing Blog.
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